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All 13 game Reviews

RetroShoot RetroShoot

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I've been addicted to Geometry Wars for a week now, I just managed to put it down so I could go on NG, but what should I find but your amazing game. I'm fucked if I have to do homework now because of this game. Seriously, I am ignoring basic needs like food, and water, and SLEEP to play this game. WHat I meant to say is this game is AMAZING! Have you thought about making games for the i-phone, or psp, or DS, or X-box live. Anyway nothing but praise...

The Smiley Slayer The Smiley Slayer

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Fun just plain fun, I didn't play too long, but I liked it while I did. It kept me entertained. Also I wuold like to take this oppurtunity to say THANK YOU for giving us Team Wobble!

Kirby's Dreamland Demo Kirby's Dreamland Demo

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice try...

I tried to fix the problem with the ALT key and it still didn't work. I'm noy blamming you because I can see a lot of work went into this, and unfortunately its unnoticed because of 1 little flaw, it's worth mentionig though that my computer S-UH-UH-UCKS as Jeff Dunham would say, and the key set might not have worked for myself because of this, so it's probbably worth playing on your own before you form an opinion.

ultimate flash sonic ultimate flash sonic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nestalgia, my old friend...

You just reminded of when sonic games were good!!! It has the feel of the original(to me) and you can play as Tails, Knuckles(YAY!), or Cream from the start.(And of course Sonic the blue blur himself.) Don't get me wrong the recent sonic games are good (Ex: Sonic Heroes) but they,re just missing someting that the original sonic games captured in the 90's. Mayby it was becsause Sega's mascot wasn't constantly having new (SHITTY) characters added to his games, in a DESPERATE attempt to restore Sonic's former glory held in the 16-bit era when he actually did what he was created to do.(Steal Mario's throne, at least until Sega got "creative") Also I'd like to thank you for not including cutscenes OR voice acting. You don,t give a well established 'silent' game character a voice he didn't need in the first place!!! even if it's good voice-acting it still sounds akward!(Ex: Sonic Heroes) The only old 'silent' game character anyone wants to hear speak is Link, which won't happen because Nintendo's to fuckin' cheap to hire someone while they watse all the money they made from the once a year good game on shitty ass casual games that are SUPPOSED to be fun on the Wii, but instead makes you wish you had bought a 360 and were T-bagging some noobs on Halo 3, where the god-damned controlls are actually configured to WORK with the console!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I went off on a rant, GREAT game though!!!= )

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Bullet Bill Bullet Bill

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was more than I expected, I thought this was gonna' be crap or decent, but its great! I love this thing! Its easy& hard at the same time! Keep it up, mayby one day Nintendo will take a hint& make BB an actual (playable) mario character, and then you can cry yourself to sleep @ night 'cuz Nintendo fucked-up another great game!(Ex: Ray-Man) No this is awesome though I love new twist on (stale) classics.

Super Mario X Super Mario X

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very refreshing!!!

I was bored as hell, and needed something to play so (with dread) I browsed the mario games, and what a pleasent suprise to find a game that wasn't shit or just a few of the lvls from super mario world! It's got glitches, but what game doesn't? I had fun & the game's not like some of the other (shitty) mario games on NG. Deffinitely worth playing.

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Gamma Bros Gamma Bros

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I used to hate this game, but I was a dumb-ass. If you like shooters this is probbably for you, I didn,t get very far but I still liked it. If you like Galaga or Galaxian you should play it. I like both PixelJam games on newgrounds, I can,t make a donation 'cuz I'm broke but If you like this I'd suggest donating to help them make another game sooner. (I have no affiliation with the site I just like there games.)

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Cereus Peashy Cereus Peashy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'm a bit let down...

I love all the Diverged games and Peashy's no exception, but a few glitches prevent it from being what clubby is or, carious wetling is in my oppinion, it still good, but it could be better. To anyone reading this review considering playing go ahead, but I thought I should let you know that Peashy's not without it's flaws.

Fancy Pants Adventures Fancy Pants Adventures

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the name's a bit misleading...

despite the name the game is suprisingly kick-ass. I HIGHLY recomend it to platforming fans. It's one of the best flash platformers I've ever played. there's not much else to say. FPA Rules all platformers on the web!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braineaters from mars Braineaters from mars

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Dude you can do better...

It's an interesting idea but it could have been done in a better way man you need power-ups, mayby a small cut-scene, also sine it is a platformer you could have involved some amusment-park ride based levels or elements such as a roller coaster level or something with a rolling ferris-wheel. mayby you could remake it cause it may suck more dick than a gay proxstitute with nymphomania, but at least you made a game out of it, not a very good one but still no denying that is playable and a little bareable for a short while. I'm not blamming it I'm just trying to offer a little constructive criticism.